GUVAMENT PROJECTS

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole,

looking up.

A  blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we  don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts
and laid the pole down.  Then she took a tape measure from her pocket,took a  measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed.  "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde?  

We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work

supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.

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A question that has troubled poets and songwriters, not to mention anyone paying alimony…so let’s leave it to children. 

 

Professional educators asking kids, what does love mean?

 

4 Year old Billy:

 

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.  You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.

 

Karl aged 5:

 

Love is when a girl puts her perfume on and a boy puts shaving cologne on and they go out and smell each other.

 

Chrissy aged 6:

 

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs

 

8 Year old Emily:

 

Love is when you kiss all the time that you get tired of kissing, but you still want to be together.  So you talk more.  My Mommy and Daddy are like that.  They look gross when they kiss.

 

7 Year old Bobby:

 

Love is what’s in the room at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

 

Noelle aged 7:

 

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirts, that he wears every day

 

Clare, 6 years old:

 

My mommy loves me more than anybody.  You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

 

From 4 year old Mary Ann:

 

Love is when your puppy licks your face, even after you’ve left him alone all day.

 

Lauren Aged 4:

 

I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

 

Karen Aged 7:

 

When you love somebody your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

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